Insomnia Be Gone!
I have made a huge breakthrough. I have found the cure for insomnia! You see, I suffered from insomnia for many years. Some nights I would literally be in tears, so exhausted but unable to sleep. Really, insomnia is awful. So, the answer?
Have a baby!
But not just any baby... you need to get your hands on a baby who hates to sleep!
And then you will find yourself, like me, suddenly falling asleep whenever you get within shouting distance of a bed. I used to be quite persnickety about sleep; light, what I was wearing, the pillows, everything had to be *just so.* Now, I fall asleep with no pillows, no blankets, in jeans, with keys in my pocket, hair in ponytails... seriously, it doesn't matter. I have come very close to falling asleep while getting my eyebrows waxed; and that HURTS.
Now if only I could cure my baby's lack of sleeping...